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We are back with Friday editions for... morehttps://www.tickettailor.com/events/artemistownhouse/839738?
We are back with Friday editions for 2023!!!
Calling all kinky shaggers, curious swingers and sexy fetishists, this one is for you!
Ever thought of adding a little kinky magic to your sexytime, or perhaps you wish you could finish off what you started after a good paddling that you just can’t on a regular BDSM night?
This is an event created especially for fetishists who like to embrace their kinky sexual side as well as swingers who would love to learn more about BDSM, from spanking to flogging and beyond. Let's be clear on this one - we ENCOURAGE sexy time!!!
If you haven’t gathered already… sexy, filthy BDSM play will be openly encouraged and we are hoping that the fine line between pain and pleasure will be explored and embraced!
Happy Birthday to Artemis and let's welcome Tillys playtime!
March shenanigans will be plentiful!
It seems that all the best troublemakers have their birthdays in March, so if your birthday is in March and you would like a birthday wish we are ALL in :)
Tilly is also playing her very own gameshow with a chance of winning tickets to the NEXT Fet-ish in May!
Artemis and Lady C have a double sub team who will be taking their first beats with us, I wonder whether it will encourage them to make each other feel better in the playrooms afterwards ;)
Wanna know more? Well you will just have to join us! January FET-ish was a sell out!
Bring your wands, BDSM kit bags and slip into your darkest fet attire or your sexiest lingerie for a night of exploring boundaries and unadulterated filth!
This night is open to non-members and we will be advertising on some well known sites and social media platforms to spread the word!
The dress code is all dark clothing/fetish wear/alternative wear as most of us fetishists often like to keep their kinky clothes on for BDSM scenes. If you ARE NOT wearing clear Fetish wear then you will be asked to dress down.
Like any good house party, everyone always ends up in the kitchen so they never miss out on the good stuff. Think of the bar... moreLike any good house party, everyone always ends up in the kitchen so they never miss out on the good stuff. Think of the bar area as our kitchen. The place where people can get to know each other before REALLY getting to know each other, wink wink!
Chat, socialise and enjoy the benefit of the fully licensed bar. No need to bring your own bottle when our bar is so well stocked and exceptionally priced.
There will be a free shot on arrival and snacks for you to enjoy.
Head to the entertainments lounge where our resident DJ will be rocking the dance floor. Prefer singing? Then our karaoke will be available for your enjoyment. Feel free to get down and dirty on the dance floor, in fact we actively encourage it.
Dancing and singing not your thing? Then make your way to the wet area where we will have some games set up. Get in a mangled mess with twister or truth or dare beer pong maybe?
Whether you're a nervous newbie or a seasoned swinger, we guarantee to get everyone in the party mood before you continue the party upstairs.
As alway the mobile kissing booth will be there for you all to steal those kisses from the people you've always wanted to smooch. Pucker up people because we want smooches off everyone!
This is going to be a night to remember! Grab your ticket and get ready for a night of fun, frolics, flirting & filth.
Hope to see you all there.
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Nothing beats a night down the local with your mates… or does... moreEverybody in the club getting tipsy…
Nothing beats a night down the local with your mates… or does it?
How about a night down the local swingers club with your friendly regular filth bags. Tipsy Unicorn pub night is all about catching up with like minded pals, having a few drinks from our well stocked and impressively priced bar and taking part in our kinky pub quiz!
Tipsy opens its doors at 8pm and closes at 1am, entry to this event is absolutely free of charge!
There is also no dress code, after all its just a night down the pub.
Our kinky pub quiz is really popular and is set up on our IPADS so all done electronically! It is £2 per
person to enter and the winning team takes the pot! Check out the system HERE
Forget the boring local and join us at The Tipsy Unicorn on the last Tuesday of each month. No
conversations are off limits here, no whispering in the corner so Doris doesn’t judge you, flirting
outrageously is actively encouraged and if the feeling grabs you then you also have the option of
taking advantage of our upstairs facilities and hot tub all for a fiver! (Cash only please)
Nothing makes you feel better than a night with your mates and lets face it, Townhouse folk are the
best people around so grab yourself a free ticket to secure your place and start your week off the
most amazing way! See you there!
See you there!
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Calling all cuckolds, cuckcakes, Stag and Vixen couples, bulls and horny hotwives... moreMISS BEHAVE – HOTWIFE & SWINGERS PARTY
Calling all cuckolds, cuckcakes, Stag and Vixen couples, bulls and horny hotwives out to please their husbands… this one is just for you!
Whatever your dynamic, there will be space around the club perfectly suited to you and your needs.
MISS BEHAVE is not only a Hotwife/Cuckold party, we welcome everyone for a night of sexy swinging too!
For the stags who like to sit back and watch their ladies have the time of their lives, then you can take a seat and enjoy the show in our orgy room – hubby’s will have dedicated seating to ensure you don’t miss anything!
For our cuckold couples why not make your man stand outside the bars whilst one of our well hung studs shows him what a real man can do for you!
For the ladies attending alone – we can help you succeed in any of the tasks you may have been set for the evening so if you are under strict instructions, why not let us help you out so you can go home and tell your man all about your sexy antics, if you are wanting group play we can chaperone this for you too – nothing is too much trouble as this night is all about you lovely ladies after all.
For our guys attending alone we want real performers, our ladies want bulls and studs who can give them a real good time… you will need stamina, you will need to be at least average or above and you will need to make an impression on these lovely ladies.
Keeping it sweet we cant forget our delicious cuckcakes in attendance – ladies who love to be the side chick for one night only… feel free to join us and take advantage of these hot studs!
Guys you know how the saying goes… Happy wife, happy life and I’m sure by the end of the night we will have you all leaving with the biggest of smiles on your gorgeous gobs!
Are you all ready to MISS BEHAVE?
Pumpkin Spiced Couple xx
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You want it - you've got it! By popular demand, on the last Friday of every month, we invite more single guys for the... moreYou want it - you've got it! By popular demand, on the last Friday of every month, we invite more single guys for the pleasure of our fun-loving ladies!
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Want some fetish, boudoir, edgy or stylish photos for your personal portfolio or for your online profile? Fancy getting behind the camera and testing out your skills?
This event is what we call an open shoot. We invite photographers whether you be pro, semi pro or amateur and ͚models of all shapes, sizes and age. No experience needed; it's all about getting together to create some great shots for mutual use and enjoyment.
IMPORTANT NOTE
Everyone needs to bring ID to attend. Photographers if you are bringing models with you, then please advise them they will also need ID.
You just pay £12 to attend regardless of which side of the camera you are on and bring all your kit along with you as we don't supply anything like lighting or props, clothes or wigs. We don't supply photographers or models; you turn up on the day and chat to each other on arrival and agree what you all want to get out of the day. Some models bring their own photographers, some come alone and hope to meet up with someone to take their much wanted shots.
You can agree how the shots are used. If you don't want the photographer to plaster your pics online, just pre-arrange this before you go ahead.
We open our doors at 1.30pm and close at 6pm, so plenty of time for you to take advantage of our facilities and have a great day! We ask that you don't bring your own food or drink and purchase from us.
Places are limited as we don't want the club packed so as to enable you to spread out and bring all your kit without bring on top of each other.
Note about producing photographs... when negotiating arrangements between models and photographers, please agree on an acceptable timescale for photographs to be handed over to models. IF YOU WOULD LIKE A MODEL RELEASE FORM, EMAIL ME AND I WILL SEND ONE OVER info@townhouseswingers.com
If photographers fail to hand over images in a timely fashion, then they won't be able to attend future events.
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Easter Eggstravaganza
It's Easter, so get your best bunny costumes on and hop on over to Townhouse. Join us for our Easter egg hunt, with a chance to win a ticket to next months party.
Dress to impress, either join the bunny vibe, or throw on your glad rags to entice those who catch your eye.
It’s time to double strut into Townhouse with your partner in swing!!! Whether you have double trouble in mind or frolics with a fierce single female, then this is the party for you!!! If you're a single female and enjoy being the centre of attention, then be prepared to be in demand! It's another instalment of our couples and single ladies party and if our previously rammed parties are anything to go by, then this will be another filthy Saturday night sell out!!!
Are you all ready to sort that tingle in your mingle and enjoy doing what we all do best?! Bells, whistles and gimmicks are not needed for this fabulous party; it’s all about the play and enjoying social drinkies with like minded folk before heading upstairs for filth. It’s also great for voyeurs and exhibitionists alike; who doesn’t enjoy a good show? \ud83d\ude09
This party is perfect for newbies who are finding their way on the scene as well as established guests who love nothing more than meeting couples and ladies for female bi play and couples who enjoy full swap.
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Milf Monday is here again and only the biggest Aprils fool would miss it!
This month we celebrate Easter, and we have... moreMilf Monday is here again and only the biggest Aprils fool would miss it!
This month we celebrate Easter, and we have something sweet for you to get your mouth around! Join us for our usual daytime playtime and for the competitive amongst you, there will be a cheeky Easter egg hunt – will you be lucky enough to find one of our hidden treats? Maybe your Easter preference is more of the Rampant Rabbit persuasion rather than chocolate indulgences?
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, we have plenty of floors of filth and fun to keep you busy all day long!
Myself and my lovely buddies will be on hand to welcome you all in and get you settled into the swing of things.
For those who know and love Milf Monday you will know we don’t need fancy gimmicks as this event is the OG of daytime debauchery and you LOVE it as much as we do!
For those who have yet to try, what are you waiting for?!
Let's pull out our best dress down and make April the filthiest 'Milf' so far this year!
Hop on in and let the hunt begin!
See you there loves!
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The Mild High Club podcast are teaming up with townhouse to bring you a live talent show like no other!
Acts come to the... moreThe Mild High Club podcast are teaming up with townhouse to bring you a live talent show like no other!
Acts come to the stage to perform their best 1 minute. This could be anything from stand up comedy, to burlesque, to hammering nails in to their own face!
Followed by a live interview all in hopes of winning the cash prize! But will they gamble to double their money... come down and find out!
Iiiit's Thursday night... it's 8pm… Coming to you live from the Townhouse in Birkenhead!... IIIIIIIT's Townhouse Does….... moreIiiit's Thursday night... it's 8pm… Coming to you live from the Townhouse in Birkenhead!... IIIIIIIT's Townhouse Does…. NAKED ATTRACTION!!!!
And here's your host NUUUUUTMEGGGG!
Hi and welcome to the show! I'm pleased to announce the new event I'm hosting, "TOWNHOUSE DOES…..".
What are you talking about Nutmeg? (I hear this a lot in life) I hear you say… Well, over the coming months, we have handpicked all of our favourite TV shows/Game shows, and we are bringing you our very own version adding a Townhouse twist with a hint of Nutmeg. Starting with……. NAKED ATTRACTION.
We'll get contestants to hide behind screens and reveal all their assets just like the show. So… get ready to jiggle/shake/twerk (insert other fun move here) what you have, everyone is welcome to take part if you dare. Winning contestants will get great prizes, and a Blankety-Blank cheque book and pen! (oops wrong show)
And best of all it's free!! Just get your tickets on the Townhouse website as always, all you pay is your £10 locker deposit in advance, if you don't spend that on the night it will be returned to you.
NOTE… this is not a real show… will not be televised… and no contestants will be harmed during filming… Presented before a sexy studio audience.
Team Townhouse xxx
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What happens when you cross the filthiest swingers with the Kinkiest Kinksters?
The outcome can only be described as an... moreWhat happens when you cross the filthiest swingers with the Kinkiest Kinksters?
The outcome can only be described as an OBSCENITY!
The Sex Pistols come at you with the kinkier, darker, big brother of our massive Heavy Play Party
•PURE• OBSCENITY
Whether you are a swinger / BDSM lover / gay / straight / bi or anything in between, let us offer you the event to experiment and live out your filthiest fuck-it list plans!
This is an event you can properly sink your teeth into and enjoy every moment.
The club and facilities will be split up into different zones for this event. So if one area is not to your taste, there is plenty more on offer:
• Cellar Dungeon:
Venture down there if you dare!
TRIGGER WARNING - NOT FOR THOSE WHOM ARE SQUEAMISH!
Hardcore BDSM play and anything not so mainstream will be found down here.
Live out your darkest desires and deepest depravities.
• The Lounge:
The lounge will offer a BDSM demonstration at the beginning of the night. Later it shall transform into a fuck pit, hosting all your favourite toys!
The Sybian, Drildo and The Fuck Machine!
• 1st Floor:
Full on fuckery!
Make use of this floor and the massive newly refurbished bunks room for playing as singles, couples, groups and gang bangs! Make it sexy as hell itself!
Don’t forget the Wheel Room for that fuck and Kink crossover!
• Top floor:
This floor will also host our Dark Room, be WARNED once you pass the curtain anything can happen, with total anonymity!
Space for those who enjoy mixing sex with their kinky play, a true crossover space!
Don’t forget we encourage you to play WHEREVER the mood strikes you! Blow job at the bar? Bukkake on the benches? Fucking on the floor? Gang bang outside?
So who is stepping into the darkness with us and wants to explore the most obscene ways we can corrupt you further? You won’t be disappointed!
See you there!
Sid & Nancy
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Are you curious about Townhouse and fancy dipping your toes in? Perhaps you’re an experienced swinger who can only do... moreAre you curious about Townhouse and fancy dipping your toes in? Perhaps you’re an experienced swinger who can only do midweek parties and want the chance to show first timers the ropes?
This party is a perfect opportunity for the curious & the shy to come and swing with club buddies on hand to ease you in. The buddies will be mingling and are happy to introduce you to the regulars. Nobody sits in the corner at this party!
This night also features our Live Lounge Entertainment and karaoke held in our main lounge area. This creates a very social/party vibe with lots of play for those who want it and a gentle introduction for those who want to take baby steps onto the scene. If you have a talent, feel free to share it! Our live acts are always amazing and go down a treat...scuse the pun!
Our regulars love catching up with friends and often enjoy some filth and fuckery upstairs later on. Our newbies get a taste of the atmosphere and comfortable surroundings amongst new friends and can experience the delights that Townhouse offers.
If you haven’t been to a club before then Townhouse is a great choice for new swingers. We offer a no pressure environment with sexy, super friendly staff that will answer any questions you may have. Rooms to suit all tastes and above all else, it is spotlessly clean!
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